Archive for October, 2006

Oct 25 2006

National Novel Writer’s Month-November, Are You Fit Enough?

Published by kwikle under Literature, Writing

Just like running a marathon, writing a novel takes discipline. I can speak from experience on both. I do both in a mediocre fashion. The question is, are you fit enough to do it? Can you write 1666 words per day to total 50,000 words?

I think I can do it!

I wrote my first bad novel this way. So I am going to do another!

I think I’m limber enough, verbose enough, and driven to drivel enough to do it again. So here I go. I will all self doubt and all thought to quality and editing out the door and just let it all hang out. So stay tuned for updates.

I am keeping in mind I can’t even type 600 words a day in this thing, but what the hey.

Just to get me pumped up I thought I might post my heroes, I did note as I was collecting the images that they are all men, a lot of them dead, and most of them white. So bring on the thwackem sticks you ladies of heck!!!

The textual onslaught starts on Nov 1!

James Joyce
White, Irish and dead. Famous for Ulysses, a great thematic work of one single day in Dublin through the eyes of a Jewish Ad Man and his alter ego Stephen Dedalus, there are some juicy bits sprinkled throughout that got him in trouble. His book of short stories, Dubliners usually gets read by more college students. I like it all, it’s basically a great ride.

Gabriel Garrcia Marquez
I named my son for this man. One Hundred Years of Solitude and Love in the Time of Cholera are two heavy duty hitters on any day. I love how his stuff puts you somewhere far away, and then starts putting all sorts of slightly off-kilter subjects that make it slightly more than fiction, and somewhere just below mythology.

William Gibson
I spend more time quoting this guy than just about anybody else. He hits all the keys on the piano in the right order almost everytime. He has progressively gotten better from Neuromancer on up. Some folks pine for the cyberpunk days, but I find myself really, really impressed with Pattern Recognition. Because I work in advertising now this is a must read for ad folks. Top quote for the week, more of Gibsonism really, LOMBARD, (loads of money but a real dickhead).

Jose Saramago
I never thought I’d find myself deeply indebted to a Portuguese communist atheist. But everything is more than the sum of it’s parts. I of course place no value judgement on his beliefs, but my middle class, upbringing certainly wouldn’t lend itself to his ideals. I think Blindness, The Stone Raft, and A History of the Siege of Lisbon are some of the finest books ever written. Blindness especially makes the list. No book since I’ve been an adult has wrenched my heart so badly as that book.

More dead white males later…

No Tag

No responses yet

Oct 22 2006

Warriors of the Holy Cross

Published by kwikle under Bike Commuting, Cycling, Cyclocross

My first foray into bicycle racing left me on my knees begging for mercy. The Kiss Cross Cyclocross race, otherwise known as “racing for beer” is the sort of punishment dreamt up by fanatic bishops in Monty Python sketches minus the comfy chair. My family came out to watch me flounder like a fish on a bicycle on the Cannonburg ski hill north of Grand Rapids.

Let me describe the course. The start of the race was basically 3-4 inches deep in water and mud which ran for about 200 yards until it came to a steep uphill climb on what I can only assume is a mogul hill in winter. This uphill climb wound up and around, then peaked. Then the course looped down 50-80 yards until you were forced down a steep steep narrow trench. Then racing downhill across a single track bike path where you were priveleged enough to reclimb everything you just ascended, except on a more open hill with less traction exposed to the 20 knot winds. Descending again on wet grass through a windy turn where you were dropped unceremoniously and sereptiously in thick dark mud. Then the object was to make further lateral progress across the hill on somewhat passable terrain until you climbed again for maybe another 150 yards. Then you dropped again in slippery two track roads where a 6-8 inch deep mud puddle waited to suck you in like the scary witch monster from Legend. Slogging it out of that mud puddle brought you to the barricades where you dismounted and carried your bicycle to the bridge. Then they tease you with a short ride on pavement just to be really cruel. And finally just to make it interesting you get to decide between going back through the mud at the start, or fording a swift moving river with your bike on your shoulder.

Take that and multiply it by 7 in under 50 minutes.

I did 6 laps in 53:00 minutes which some of the old hats of the B race, (oh did I mention I did the sissy race?...There is an A race that does the same course but with 10 laps!!!) said that it was a valiant attempt, and that there was no shame in doing 6 on your first try based on the conditions. My sense of dignity is still left in that mud. I think marathons are way easier than cyclocross just for the record. There is no pace in cyclocross it is all balls to the walls sprinting up and down muddy hills. You can’t pace yourself, or detach mind from body at all. It is essentially surfing your bike through mud but with monumental, if not herculean effort.

I have to say all my prep was not wasted. My time at Fort Custer was spent on the technical descents and ascents. The climbs and drops at Ft. Custer were challenging from a bike handling perspective, but not challenging in terms of strength. This race took everything I had, and I was left wanting.

My hat is off to the A racers who must do 10 laps in 50 minutes, it defies the imagination, but challenges the spirit and gives me something to shoot for.

Nothing can say cyclocross quite as well as being completely covered in mud, including my teeth and ears, out of breath, and happy.

I have some friends who backed out of the race at the last minute. I see where they might think themselves wise, but I guess I really want to go back and do another one next year. I want to do all 7 laps under the time limit. Who knows I might actually place in my age group next time.

One final note, only the winners get beer… I guess it pays to be a winner.

More pictures my wife laura took, some make me look less than heroic.

No Tag

3 responses so far

Oct 20 2006

My Macbook Pro

Published by kwikle under Computers, Writing

I think William Gibson beat me to the punch by posting this on his blog before me. I had to post this though, as I think my ideal writing machine cannot be celebrated enough. Steve Jobs eat your heart out, I want one of these beauties. It is an actual working laptop! This Japanese Steampunk Typerwriter kicks ass! The mouse is a telegraph button. (see below.

For those that didn’t know I have a collection of about 5-8 working antique manual typerwriters, my oldest one is from 1895, my newest from 1956. I really like the portable metal case variety. My favorite is the one I worked on all through college which was a 1946 Smith Corona Clipper.

The below typewriter is very much like mine, except that mine is black and has round metal keys. I like the one’s that are round and metal. Not plastic. They make a bigger clunking noise when struck. It used to drive my college room mates bananas when I would come home late from the bar and write poetry. Bang, bang, bang, zing!!!

No Tag

No responses yet

Oct 20 2006

Born into this

Published by kwikle under Literature, Writing

I watched Born into this last night. It is a documentary about the late poet Henry Charles Bukowski Jr.

I sometimes forget how much I really loved this guy. There are times I am sure I would have hated to have him as a friend. But as a poet, what he stood for, what he endured, his courage, and his art, he is the shining example of a poet.

This poem below was not one I had in my collection. He read the poem below during the film and it really struck me. I remember as a young man that this is exactly how I felt about myself and my place in the world.

I think I have gained some perspective and think more benevolently of my fellow man for the most part, but you have to give it to Charles Bukowski for being able to put this to paper. And this to me speaks to an America where people only care about themselves. Everything is down to the bottom line. All that matters is wealth, cars, how big your house is, how big your piece of the pie is. We don’t care about the little guy. We don’t care about things that enhance life. We only care about things that sustain life.

There will always be a need for folks who are able to enhance the meaning of life rather than just sustain it. You have to have something to make the ride worth it. Poetry enhances life, gives meaning to the little things, and clarifies the big things with the one thing that separates us from the baboons with the coconut bikini’s… poetry. Bukowski was one of the best.

The Genius Of The Crowd

there is enough treachery, hatred violence absurdity in the average
human being to supply any given army on any given day

and the best at murder are those who preach against it
and the best at hate are those who preach love
and the best at war finally are those who preach peace

those who preach god, need god
those who preach peace do not have peace
those who preach peace do not have love

beware the preachers
beware the knowers
beware those who are always reading books
beware those who either detest poverty
or are proud of it
beware those quick to praise
for they need praise in return
beware those who are quick to censor
they are afraid of what they do not know
beware those who seek constant crowds for
they are nothing alone
beware the average man the average woman
beware their love, their love is average
seeks average

but there is genius in their hatred
there is enough genius in their hatred to kill you
to kill anybody
not wanting solitude
not understanding solitude
they will attempt to destroy anything
that differs from their own
not being able to create art
they will not understand art
they will consider their failure as creators
only as a failure of the world
not being able to love fully
they will believe your love incomplete
and then they will hate you
and their hatred will be perfect

like a shining diamond
like a knife
like a mountain
like a tiger
like hemlock

their finest art

No Tag

No responses yet

Oct 15 2006

Confidence, the virtue of the damned.

I saw the wind was dropping off. After my beating earlier in the week, my pride was fanny smacked, and wanted another shot at the title. So I saddled back up to head out. I unloaded at South Haven south beach again. The wind was further out of the northwest this time. The waves were peaking at about 7-8 feet on the big ones, the average was more in the five foot range. I stowed my gloves, (no pogies yet). I broke all the way out to past the pier with relative ease. 15-20 knot winds being well within my realm of strength. I turned and started watching for a wave to catch. I was immediately taken over by a big dumper that I hadn’t been looking for. I got my paddle to the surface and swept, felt my back clear the afterdeck of the boogie and I popped right up. But I had that pit of dread in my stomach that hadn’t been there before. It took a few more clean rides down large spillers to start to feel like myself again. By the end I seemed looser and ready to roll.

Confidence is definitely a two edged weapon that cuts evenly against either party. I think confidence is essential in order to surf at all. If you don’t believe you can roll in 8-10 foot surf you will swim every time. If you believe you can do it, you will more than likely come up every time until you are so exhausted you either go in, or you have a swim. Unfortunately you may have a day where your confidence for lack of a better term hands your arse to you.

I think having one of those days within some realm of safety is a good thing. For my part I see way too many complaisant paddlers who do not push themselves at all. The reverse of that particular medal may be that they live long, safe, but not particularly interesting lives. I always remind myself when I beat myself up about missing a roll, that I was out that day, no one else would go; and mainly because no one else wants to challenge themselves. For whatever modicum of daring and skill I possess, it is from continually trying to take on larger and larger challenges. I may have found that balance where I can now say that I know what the outerlimit is. 14-17 foot waves and 35 knot winds on Lake Michigan is pretty out there, and I feel no shame in having said I met my match. To those that would laiugh at my sudden turn in fortune, I say he who dares wins.

No Tag

No responses yet

Oct 13 2006

No one knows you are a kayak ninja when you’re dead.

I cycled in to work yesterday through driving snow and building wind. My bike pushed me about 2 feet side ways with one solid gust on a downhil portion of the ride to downtown Kalamazoo. The forecast predicted a wersterly 30 knot gale force wind that would die over the course of the day into evening. After work I drove to the beach with the sea kayak and the surf boat on the Volvo. The sea kayak kept trying to take flight off the car from the gusts heading straight under the nose.

I arrived on the beach with the sand blasting the side of the car. I put on my drysuit with my new neck gasket, many thanks to: Amigo Drysuit Repair . I attached my fins to the boogie with numb fingers. Walking down into the wind was a challenge to get to the water, I felt my body fighting the urge to leave the ground like a kite.

I found a spot on the beach to launch and managed to get the skirt on with little trouble even while wearing gloves. More on gloves later.

I paddled like mad to reach the outer break as the sun was setting fast. Every muscle ached as I dug like mad to break out. The wind had not died below 30 knots. I braced a few times and felt the paddle go squidgy in my grip, just like it did last year when I tried surfing in the dark on the day of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. I didn’t like that feeling at all, as this meant I would have to trust that my indexing on the paddle was correct if I had to roll. I managed to get out past two or three sets, but was catapulted nose over tail by the fourth. I swept the paddle out calmly and tried to roll. The paddle sliced and I came up three-quarters and went back into the icy water. A wave caught me while I was upside down, so I waited until I felt calm at the surface. Once there was calm I tried again. The blade sliced again and I did not come up, I did manage to get a breath. I set up for a third time with the hail mary, the extended pawlata grip, a wave caught and pushed me again, and I lost my grip on the paddle. However I managed to get another breath. I thought, you know what, I bet I could handroll this thing up. I swept my body out to the surface, and pulled out that “angry thoughts hipsnap” ala Alex Pak, and I slapped like a beaver with both hands. I came up on my first try. Unfortunately, my paddle was loose in the water. Another set came in and nuked me over hard. Life was suddenly a lot more complicated. I set up again, and tried to roll up, no luck. I realized that this was going to be my first swim in 3 years.
No one could say I didn’t try everything I could think of, or that I was weak, I just had a FUBAR situation. I sighed, (sort of anyway while underwater). I yanked the skirt and was out. A drysuit and a lifejacket are both excellent things I realized. I found my paddle pretty quickly and started trying to swim for shore. A steady current of rip tide was heading in my exact direction straight out from shore. It felt like it was at least 4 knots, but I was no judge at the time. My boat was 30-40 yards ahead of me and still floating. This was my first wet exit out of the boogie so I was impressed that it was still floating, did I mention that I had no float bags in it?... I swam side ways and found a wave to push me in. I caught up to my boat and dragged it up to shore.

Three take-aways.

  1. 30 Knots of wind is always stronger than me.
  2. Gloves will screw up my indexing on my surf paddle.
  1. Being able to handroll up my surfboat in conditions is sexy, but useless.

    I looked out, it was dark, I was alone, and I had swum. Hmmm, that handroll was a lot of use wasn’t it? I smell a Darwin award coming.

    No Tag

13 responses so far

Oct 09 2006

Stump Thumper

Published by kwikle under Cycling, Cyclocross

Mobley and I went out for a spin at Fort Custer again. We did some of the easier loops. I managed to stay in the saddle a lot more, but fell twice. One time hitting a stump at full speed with my front tire. I was pumping hard while climbing and didn’t pick my line up the hill very well. I thought I was going to “taco” my wheel. But managed to climb back on and run the bike to the top. Great fun, and not nearly as scary as last time. I’ve been watching youtube cyclocross videos. None of the race courses look as technical as the trails I’ve been riding. I hope this is the case for my race.

No Tag

No responses yet

Oct 02 2006

Kiss Cross

Published by kwikle under Cycling, Cyclocross

I am officially nominating myself for tree kissing duty. I was out hitting the trails again on my cyclocross bike.

Rob Chamberlain, Jason Roon and I are tentatively discussing the Oct 22, or the Nov 2nd cross race up in GR.

With that in mind I pedalled out to Kleinstock to poach their minitrail system. I got my body working hard in the mud, trying dismounts and remounts at speed. Good fun. I even bunnyhopped a tree root or two.

This will be my first bike race. I am pretty excited, but as I posted earlier I am out of my element on land. And all falls hurt man!

No Tag

No responses yet

Oct 02 2006

deal of the century

Rarely in life do you get what you pay for. I got a super deal on a brooks tuiliq. Went out yesterday on Lake Michigan. Beautiful calm day. Garment as expected was a little warm! But as my paddling buddy and I played, I managed to finesse my way through my repetoire of rolls with ease including my forward recovery handroll. Interesting how not wearing a lifejacket changes your mobility. I would never venture out in surf without it, but for a calm play day, why not. Just don’t tell the BCU…

No Tag

No responses yet